Last night's quiz would've been very enjoyable if it was not for the three morons who were loud and rude all night. I spent eleven and a half hours (yes I timed it) putting the quiz together and some pricks decide that they are going to have a laugh regardless of others feelings and my time and effort. Why is it that Yorkshiremen like the sound of their own voices? The old saying 'empty vessels make more sound' springs to mind. Anyway, we soldiered on in spite of the vacuous cockroaches and at the end of the night we had a tie for the second week running with The Magic Numbers and The Alliance who were back to full strength with the return of Margaret coming top with 91pts each and Burger Face were third a ways back on 83pts. I am in the same position as I was this time last week with only a blank template to start with but I'm not going to time it this week as I think that was a mistake as it proved to be a distraction. Just squinting at my list on the far wall I can just make out that next week's guest round is due to be....Caricatures. So that's a trip to Kall Kwik on Wednesday for some photocopying. When I've published this post I have to go to the council offices and politely ask how I can sent a letter telling me that I am in arrears with my Council Tax payments when I haven't received a bill? (Useless wankers). Anyone wishing to contact me can either leave a comment on the blog or email me at quizard_97@yahoo.co.uk.
Last night's pictures were: 1. Patrick Duffy 2. Mr T 3. Paula Radcliffe 4. Kelly Clarkson 5. Brigette Neilson 6. Scott Bakula 7. Newcastle United's Titus Bramble 8. Bill Paxton 9. Dr Crippen 10. River Phoenix
Three for Fun (Mondays answers)
The British prime minister in the 1920's who served the shortest term last century - just 209 days was Andrew Bonnar Law.
The evergreen climbing plant whose name is derived from its distinctive flowers that have parts that supposedly resemble aspects of the Crucifixtion is the Passion flower or passiflora
The battle of Sedgemoor in 1685 last to be fought on English soil occurred during Monmouth's rebellion.
Today's questions (answers on Monday)
1. In the western christian calendar, what name is given to the Thursday after Trinity Sunday?
2. Against whom, in a Dickens novel, does Mrs Bardell bring an action for breach of promise?
3. The Tablet is a weekly periodical of which denomination of the Christian church?
Joke Of The Day:Find out what men really mean when they say...
"I'M GOING FISHING"Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."Means: "I remember the theme song to 'Fireball XL5', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great tits."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
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