Been busy with housework all day. Well, still am actually I'm going to show the vacuum cleaner the carpet a little later just needed this diversion first. Okay As I say I've been busy so I still need a music tape, Pictures Dingbats (this week's Guest round) and 28, count em' 28 questions. I suppose I'd better get on with it, after the vacuuming, laundry, washing up etc. Oh and a shower, I smell like a badger's arse. Hope tou see you all at The Albert on Thursday.

Three for Fun (Saturday's answers)

The airport at Dyce serves the Scottish city of Aberdeen.

Table Manners, Living together and Round and Round the Garden, a trilogy by Alan Ayckbourn, are known collectively as The Norman Conquests.

Emmeline Pankhurst with her daughter Christabel, founded the Women's Social and Political Union in 1903, taking the motto 'Deeds not words'.

Today's questions (Answers on Friday)

1. A member of which rank in the hierarchy of the Catholic Church would be addressed as 'Your Eminence'?

2. Written language: What are diacritic marks?

3. What name or title is held by the Treasury solicitor who represents the Crown in matrimonial cases?

Joke of the Day: The Farmer's Prize Goat

Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air.He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No sound. So he threw a medium-sized rock down. No sound.The man started to get frustrated, so he threw a boulder down. No sound. As he searched about, he spotted a railroad beam. He hauled it over to the hole, and shoved it in. No sound.He sat down on the ground, exhausted. Suddenly, he saw a goat running at him, full speed. He leaped up, and it brushed past him, and fell in the hole. He listened, but there was no sound.He sat down again. A few minutes later, a farmer came walking up. The man asked him, "How deep is this hole?" The farmer said, "Oh. Thats the bottomless pit. It never ends. Say, have you seen my prize goat?"The man, not wanting to get the blame, said, "No." The farmer said, "Oh well. He can't get far. He was tied to a railroad beam."