I hope you all enjoyed the pre christmas weekend, I myself have been very busy putting the Christmas quiz together. I put the music tape together last night and I've just checked it this afternoon, It's a little ropey as it is from a CD this week but I believe its passable. My biggest headache this week is trying to think of a celebrity for the Who Am I? Guest Round. I also have the picture round to do and a further 17 questions , but it looks like being around 50/50 Christmas questions and others. I'm hoping to get it all but done by tomorrow night but I'm taking delivery of Bond's massive Christmas order tommorrow morning at 7am and if it was anything like last year's I'll pretty shagged out by the end of the afternoon. I hope to see all your smiling Jolly faces on Thursday (Not Bob's smile... minger, hehehe. j/k). quizard_97@yahoo.co.uk if you have any questions or comments between now and Thursday evening.

Three for Fun (Friday's answers)

The main distinguishing feature of all species of ratite, the most primitive group of birds is that they are flightless because they have a keel-less breastbone.

At around 4700 square miles, the Negev Desert occupies approximately 60 per cent of Israel.

The Treasuries of the Holy Roman Empire can be found in Vienna.

Today's questions (answers on Friday)

1. 'Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.' Which American humorist wrote this line? (Which is absolute nonsense in my opinion)

2. What name is shared by the main units of currency in Cyprus, Egypt, Lebanon and Syria?

3. Language: Thanatology is the scientific study of what?

Joke Of The Day:Landlord Letters...

1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

2. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

4. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.

6. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

7. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

8. The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

9. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

10. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

11. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

12. Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away.

13. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

14. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.

15. When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.