Quiz 377

Right, let's try again. I was just about to publish this post when those wonderful people at Microsoft (gobshites) decided to update my computer and it froze on me, so I'm going to have to type the whole thing out again.

The Alliance and Order it from Zanzibar (where the f**k do they get these names from?) were our joint winners at the Albert last night with 96 pts. CJD were third just one poit behind with 95.

Questions and Answers

Last nights pictures were: 1. Lisa Kudrow 2. Chancellor Gordon Brown 3. Sergeant Bilko creator Phil Silvers 4. Tottenham Hotspurs Jermaine Defoe 5. Little Britain's Matt Lucas 6. Britain's most prolific serial killer Dr Harold Shipman 7. Henry Fonda 8. Actor Michael Clarke Duncan (The Green Mile, Armageddon) 9. Demi Moore 10. Former showjumper Harvey Smith

Three for Fun (Monday's answers)

Six Nobel prizes are awarded each year.

The LCE in London is the London Commodity Exchange

Earl Shilton, Nottingham Imperial and Kent Reliance are all building societies

Today's Three for Fun (Answers on Monday)

1. Proverbs: 'Beauty is potent but money is ...' what?

2. To whom did St Paul address his first Epistle in the New Testament?

3. Manheim auctions in the United States is the biggest of its kind in the world. What are sold there?

Joke Of The Day:

This guy walks into a bar and sees a lady sitting by herself. He goes over and buys her and drink and they chat a while and he leaves with her to go to her place. They are in the middle of having a good time when he hears a noise at the door and she says "It's my husband home for lunch... quick, hide in the closet!" So he does.
He's standing in the closet when he hears this small voice... "Gee, it's dark in here". He looks around trying to find out where it came from when he hears it again... "Gee, it's dark in here..."
He quickly whispers "Shhhh, who are you?"
The little voice says "That's my mommy and daddy out there, gee, it's dark in here, I'm scared, I'm gonna scream."
The man whispers back "No, PLEASE don't scream. I'll give you five pounds if you don't scream."
The little boy answers "Gee, it's dark in here, I'm pretty scared, I'm gonna scream..."
"I'll give you ten pounds if you don't scream."
"Gee, it's dark in here, I'm REALLY scared, I'm gonna scream..."
The guy says "Look kid, here's FIFTY pounds , it's all I have, don't scream."
"Ok." the kid whispers quietly.
So the guy waits in the closet till he hears the husband finish lunch and as soon as he hears the door close he runs out of the closet and jumps out the window and runs down the street. Later that afternoon, the lady is out shopping with her son at the mall when he sees a bike in the toy store window and says to his mom "Gee, I'd REALLY like that bike."
"Sorry, I can't afford to buy you a bike."
The kid says, "That's ok, I can buy it myself, I have fifty pounds."
She pulls him aside and asks him "WHERE did you get fifty pounds?"
"I'll never tell."
"You BETTER tell me where you got that money."
"I'll never tell."
"You must have done something bad to get that money. I'm taking you to church and you can tell the priest how you got that money in confession." So she does.
The little boy is in the confessional and the door closes and he says "Gee, it's dark in here..."
And the priest answers "Now let's not start THAT shit again..."