Monday 23 April 2007


For what it is worth I only need another seven questions to finish this week's quiz. The picture round was at the 'ready to print stage early Saturday morning, as was the guest round which this week is Connections. nine general knowledge questions with a clue in either the question or answer which will provide the answer to question 10. What's the Connection. Earlier this afternoon I put the last two songs on the music tape and have just timed it at 3 minutes 10 seconds which is just about the right length. Now check out the Three for fun answers, have a go at today's questions and don't forget the Joke of the day at the end of this post.

Three for fun (Friday's answers)

The two ethnic groups that comprise most of the population of Rwanda and Burundi are Tutsi and Hutu.

Hyalography is the art of writing or engraving on glass.

On entering the UK at ports and airports the three colour-coded channels: one for nothing to declare, one for travellers from an EU country, and one for travellers from a non EU country with something to declare are green, blue and red.

Today's questions (answers on Friday)

1. What is the Cornish-born Robert Fitzsimmons place in the history of sport?

2. What does the Latin phrase De die in diem mean?

3. During the American War of Independence, Admiral Lord Richard commanded the British sea forces, while his brother, Sir William, commanded the land forces. What is their family name?

Joke Of The Day: Smart boy...

An old man sitting on his front porch in Louisiana watching the sunrise sees the neighbour's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of chicken wire."
The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy says, "Catch some chickens."
The old man yells, "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise, he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
At the same time the next morning, the old man is out watching the sunrise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.
The old man yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of duck tape."
The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy says back, "Catch me some ducks."
The old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That night, around sunset, the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement, he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
At the same time the next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
The old man says, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy says, "It's a pussy willow."
The old man says "Hold on, I'll get my hat."


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