quiz450/update

Where did the weekend go? It's now Monday lunchtime and I'm playing catch up to get this week's quiz prepared. I still need 23 questions, a Tempus Fugit question and the Faces round. So still lots to do, which I intend to make a start on shortly and also the mountain of washing up in the kitchen. This week's quiz falls just before the Bank Holiday and is usually a quiet affair but we can but hope, I'd like to see as many of you as possible at The Albert on Thursday night.

Three for Fun (Friday's answers)

The castle in Gwynned sometimes called the Castle of Lost causes is Harlech.


The nationality by birth of Georges Simenon, Rene Magritte and Cesar Franck is Belgian.


The Hallelujah chorus is part of Handel's larger work The Messiah (part two).

Today's questions (answers on Friday)

1. There are two established or state Churches in the United Kindom. The Church of England is one, what is the other?


2. In computing, what term is used for a diagram that shows the arrangement of the steps of a process or program?


3. She died at Malborough house in London on 24 March 1953, 17 years after her husband had died at Sandringham in 1936. Who was she?

Joke of the Day: How to Make a Woman Happy (Thanks Fidgetyfingers)

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY...

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food and beer