I need about 30 questions to finish this week's quiz including the picture round and the the guest round which this week is the turn of True or False, 10 statements two possible answers, we always have a bit of fun with this one. I'm posting earlier today as my dad is over for a visit and I'm waiting in to see him as we've not seen each other for a couple of years so we've got some catching up to do. See you all on Thursday.

Three for fun (Friday's answers)

Humbley Grove and Stockbridge in Hampshire, Palmer's Wood in Surrey Welton in Lincolnshire are all Onshore oil fields

Lindisfarne monestery, on Holy Island off the coast of Northumberland, was founded by the seventh-century Irish monk St Aidan

In a proportional representation system of voting, the abbreviation STV stands for Single Transferable Vote.

Today's questions (answers on Friday)

1. In Charles Kingsley's The Water Babies there are two memorable governess characters. Mrs Do-as-you-would-be-done-by is one, what is the name of the other?

2. Which two countries fought the Bishops' Wars of 1639 and 1640?

3. In business, what is the name for the point at which the income from sales covers the cost of production, with neither profit nor loss being made?

Joke of the Day:

Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish. The men thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world. With a poof!

The wish was granted. All of a sudden, one of the men got really angry.

"Dammit! Now we have to piss in the boat!"