quiz432/update

Good afternoon all, hope you are all well. I have been busy with other things over the weekend so I haven't spent much time compiling this week's quiz. I have typed out a number of questions and almost completed the music tape but that is about it. I am racking my brains for a Tempus Fugit question and I haven't thought about the Initial Success guest round. I do have a couple of ideas for the Pot 'O' Gold question and will decide on one in the next couple of days. I'm still getting pins and needles in my left hand which is aggrevated when I type so I shall get on and I am also giving blood at the Assembly Rooms at 4:30 Hope to see you all on Thursday night at The Albert. quizard_97@yahoo.co.uk should you wish yo contact me between now and then.

Three for Fun (Friday's answers)

Subject of a famous Picasso painting, the bombing of Guernica took place during The Spanish Civil War.

The opening lines of the seventeenth-century epic poem Paradise Lost proclaim that it's subject is 'man's first disobedience'.

Sherlock Holmes went to the fictional university of 'Camford' to investigate Professor Presbury. The more usual combination of the two ancient university names is Oxbridge.

Todays questions (answers on Friday)

1. The opening lines from a famous ode by Shelley: 'Hail to thee blithe spirit! Bird though never wert.' Which bird is the ode addressed to?

2. The Earth is usually described as consisting of three layers. The crust is one, what are the other two?

3. What term is used in geometry to apply to plane or solid figures that have the same shape and size?

Joke of the Day;

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how Australians practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?

A. About three inches.

Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?

A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes..

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A . They don't have balls to scratch!